HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT...

Strathcona BGGS: two. one to change it and the other to attempt to get $100 off every parent to cover the cost

Scotch College: Two - one to call the electrician and one to call
daddy to pay the bill

Wesley: Two: one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician

Camberwell Girls: Two - one to change the lightbulb and one to make sure she looked good while doing it

Kildara: Eleven - one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the
experience

Mater Christie: None - Upwey doesn't have electricity

Melbourne Grammar: Two - One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure

Melbourne High: Only one, but he gets six credits for it

Loreto Mandeville Hall: Seven- one to call over some xavier guys to fix it, and six to keep them entertained.

Haileybury College: Just one. The school captain comes back after finishing year 12 so can do it all by himself.

Uni High: Seventy-six - one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest

Mount Scopus: None - Burwood Haven looks better in the dark

M.L.C: One - she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her

Genazzano f.c.j: None - dogs can see perfectly in the dark

Carey: Five - one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch

MacRob: Eleven - one to screw it and ten to support its sexual
orientation

St Kevins: None - they are too busy kicking xaviers butt in sport

Northland High: they're aren't any lightbulbs..they've all been shot down

Ruyton: Five - One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion

Camberwell grammar: Three - one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one

St. Leonards: Ten - one to change it, one back up if the first guy's too drunk and the other eight to pray that it works

Melbourne Uni: Four - one to change it, one to call Parliament
about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at the Monash
students

Kew High: none: they're all too busy chopping weed

Camberwell High: Two--one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how she did it just as well as a private school student

College of the Arts: Five--one to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it

P.L.C: Eight - it's not that one isn't smart enough to do it, it's just that they're all violently twitching from too much stress

Xavier: None - they are all too drunk to notice

La Trobe Uni: Seven - one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time

C.L.C: One--but you would never know about it because only M.L.C and P.L.C get press for changing their lightbulbs

Sion College: Change them.. Is that what they're meant to be used for?

Mount Waverley: 10, 1 to change the light bulb, 2 to get smashed
and drunk because of it and 7 more to "support" the person who is changing the bulb by cheerin her/him on and giving it weed and ****..

Ivanhoe Grammar: none: they're all too busy convincing everyone they're co-ed.

Sacre Couer: 3, one to use their mobile to ring an electrician and
the other to get there cheque book and pay for it. the other one sits around and smokes some weed and **** while snoggin some de la guy...

SIENA COLLEGE: Two: one to change the lightbulb and the other one to stare up her skirt while she does it.

Melbourne Girls' College: 82: 1 to take the old lightbulb out and 81 to figure out how to make it work again because they can't afford a new one

Ivanhoe Girls: 6: 1 to change the light and 5 to ***** about how badly she did it.

Doncaster Secondary: 3: 1 to change the light, one to jump around because it's the most exciting thing that's ever happened there after mr. Choc) and 1 to chop the weed for after.

Canterbury Girls: 10: 1 to change it, 4 to hold a memorial service for being such a strong female lightbulb, that did women-kind proud, and 5 to boast about how they didn't need a man to change their light.

Whitefriars College: 4: While one changes the lightbulb, one is holding the chair, and the other two are practising for the ballet concert in a couple of days.

Marcellin: 1: one uses his mobile to call someone else to fix it,
the rest of the boys are at shoppo, smoking and gelling their hair
for the Siena buses to arrive..

Highvale Secondary: None. Too pov to afford an electrician and too dumb to change it themselves


I KNOW THIS IS OLD BUT IM BORED